Have you finally orgasmed yet?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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