his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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