Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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