omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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