When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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