IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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