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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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