Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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