so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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