im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
