After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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