i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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