Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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