Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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