Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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