The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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