i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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