you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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