I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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