She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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