Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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