It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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