She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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