i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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