Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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