stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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