if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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