Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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