Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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