talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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