Did you just see the Batmobile???
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I could fuck to npr.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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