On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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