So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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