wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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