The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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