thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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