I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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