Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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