Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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