4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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