Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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