yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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