Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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