PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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