Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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