I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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