This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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