i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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