Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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