Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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